Monday, July 23, 2012

Plates & Places ... Beer Tours in Houston


Where else in the Houston area can you get 4 pints of beer for $5, $6, $7 or $12 ... ??? Outside of the Flying Saucer (Downtown and in Sugar Land) on Sundays ($3 Texas pints) or Whole Foods-Sugar Land on Tuesday evenings ($2 pints), touring an area craft brewery is the best quality beer deal in town. There are six craft breweries (and one mega brewery) in the Harris, Montgomery, and Fort Bend county area at this time. Here's some ins and outs on taking a brewery tour at the four currently offering regular tours and learning more about "better beer."


First, some basics for ALL these Houston area brewery tours (and these might/will be different than brewery visits in California, Colorado, Oregon, Florida, or any other states) ...


Please bring some form of photo ID (drivers license, passport, CCW permit, military ID). They all ID all their guests and it really doesn't matter "how old do I look?" While age verification is NOT required by the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission (TABC), state law does prohibit the selling of beer to minors and provides for penalties for both buyer and seller. Each place sets their own rules. Be nice and have your ID handy. Besides, if you're over 50 you'll remember the last time you were "carded."

Kids are welcome at all the places. If you're under 21 you may enter only with a parent, adult guardian, or spouse. If you're "just friends" you will be denied entry. Texas law says you may give your child/guardian/spouse a beer but they must stay within "direct sight." Follow the rules.

You get FOUR (4) samples of beer (in the form of chips). You CAN'T "buy" more chips. The "four sample" rule is a suggested brewery control item to make sure you're sober when you leave.

If you buy a pint glass you'll get a "better sample." Don't expect a full pint, or a full glass if you're at a brewery that sells one of the larger steins. Again, Texas laws. However, if you're nice to your server (saying please and thank-you goes a long way), and if they see you tipping, chances are you'll get a "really good" pour. Please don't ask your server for more beer if you're out of chips. They could get in trouble as could the brewery.

If you bring your brewery glass back, you get in for the basic tour rate. Make sure it's the pint glass for THAT brewery, though! Some folks keep their pints in their vehicle in case they just happen to be "in the area."

Times posted are the hours the taps are open and pouring beer. All breweries close entry a half-hour before the listed end time. You can arrive anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour before the taps open. You should plan on leaving all places a half-hour after the posted time. The volunteers are cleaning up and they usually hang around and enjoy a post-event beer (or two). It's their form of "payment."
You're welcome (often encouraged) to bring chairs.

There may be long lines/waits at food trucks. You can bring all kinds of food with you as breweries in Texas are NOT allowed to sell food.

You may NOT bring any other alcohol (wine or margaritas) just because a member of your party "doesn't like beer."

Unlike visiting a winery in Texas, you can NOT buy any beer at the brewery. It's another Texas law. If you don't like this law and think craft breweries should be treated the same as wineries in Texas, you can help lobby the state legislature when they start meeting in January 2013.

Beer cannot leave the brewery except in your stomach. They all have "beer police" to make sure your glass is empty.

Tours vary - some are more formal than others. You do NOT have to "take a tour" to drink beer. All breweries will announce when they are offering tours. This is a good time to go to the bar as a large number of visitors will go on the tour and the lines will be short. When you go on a tour, make sure you have a full glass of beer - it makes it more enjoyable.

Remember - all the people "working" at the tours are volunteers. They are giving up their time from other things because they like craft beer. Some people give up more time than others. Some people volunteer at two (or three) of the breweries (yes, the other breweries know they do this). The volunteers are there to educate you and answer any questions. Tipping is allowed at some of the locations but never required.



 Now the tour info ...



Saint Arnold Brewing, 2000 Lyons Avenue, Houston, TX 77020
http://www.saintarnold.com


Tastings are 3 - 5pm Monday through Friday and 11am - 3pm every Saturday

Admission is $7 for four samples.

Glasses start at $5 for a basic pint and go upwards of $25 for ceramic pints with lids (and more). They sell all kinds of t-shirts, koozies and brewery items.

They usually sell pretzels on Saturday.


NOTES:
Things get crowded - up to 1,200 people on Saturdays. The line forms starting at 10:00am. St. Arnold has the most tables and seating but people still bring chairs and blankets. If you don't get there early and don't bring folding chairs, you will probably be standing. Sometimes the entry line is halted when capacity is reached. It's air conditioned. Mon - Fri tours have about 30 people through the school year, 50 to 100 in the summer. They are Texas' oldest craft brewery. No, Shiner doesn't count. No, Saint Arnold wasn't first, but they've outlasted a few others. The make and serve GREAT root beer - it's FREE to all! The smoking area is down the stairs (or elevator) and out the front door. Just make sure your hand is stamped. No, you can NOT take your beer with you to the smoking area. You can trade in your sample glass for a $1 credit at the merchandise counter.






No Label Brewing, 5373 1st Street, Katy, TX 77493
http://www.nolabelbrew.com


Tastings are held 1pm - 3pm at the brewery every Saturday.

Admission is $5. You get four samples.

Pint glasses are $5. They sell t-shirts, koozies, hoodies, and other bling.

There's usually a food truck on hand.


NOTES:
It's outdoors so check their web site, Facebook or Twitter to see if rain or wet grounds has closed them. Expect 200 to 300 people there, depending upon the weather and area events. They also close for special events like the Katy or Houston Beer festivals. Bring your own chairs and shade. You can smoke any place but in the brewing area (be considerate). They are dog and kid friendly.





Karbach Brewing, 2032 Karbach Street, Houston, TX 77092
http://www.karbachbrewing.com


Tours are 5 - 7pm every Friday and 12 - 3pm every Saturday.

Tours are $7. If you buy a pint glass it's an extra $5. Add a T-shirt for a $25 entry. Bring a canned good for the Houston Food Bank and get $1 off your admission.

They offer four samples. Often, one sample may be a "blue" chip, which is one sample (8 to 16 ounces, depending upon the brew and/or your glass size) of a special brew. You can get a second sample of a special brew with two red chips.

There's usually a food truck on hand.


NOTES:
It's indoors and outdoors so dress accordingly. It's not air conditioned but there's fans. The smoking area is out the back. They are dog friendly. The have a variety of t-shirts and now sell caps. Be careful where you park - if in doubt, ask at the front. Their tours usually have about 200 people, which is large for a Friday evening get together. It gets a bigger on Saturdays but it's an hour longer.





Southern Star Brewing, 1207 N. FM 3083 E., Conroe, TX 77303
http://www.southernstarbrewing.com


Tastings are held 1pm - 3pm at the brewery every Saturday.

Admission is free. You get four samples.

Buy a pint glass for $5. They have t-shirts and other items, too.

There's always someone selling food and usually a live band.


NOTES:
It's indoors and outdoors so dress accordingly. It's not air conditioned but there's fans. Get there early as tours run 400 to 500 people. The smoking area is out the back.

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